I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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