After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
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It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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