Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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