i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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