that's an acceptable place to lick
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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