I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
This house was built for laser tag.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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