Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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