So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I understand Curling. That high.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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