No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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