I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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