so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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