he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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