Only a mothe r could love this liver
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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