She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Is it because I queefed?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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