I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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