You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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