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(352): View more from Florida

Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish

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(352): Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish http://tfl.nu/gqzy

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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.

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Is it any good?

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Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.

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(615): Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet. (404): Is it any good? (615): Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that. http://tfl.nu/ptq9

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(317): View more from Indiana

I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.

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(317): I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment. http://tfl.nu/sxji

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Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again

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(225): Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again http://tfl.nu/n0xl

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This dude is being a total douche

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Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps

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(713): This dude is being a total douche (832): Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps http://tfl.nu/sy46

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.

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(504): Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know. http://tfl.nu/t1mp

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(619): View more from California

why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu

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(619): why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu http://tfl.nu/w1ae

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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?

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(910): Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe? http://tfl.nu/5w16

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I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands

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(925): I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands http://tfl.nu/dboa

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.

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(781): I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW. http://tfl.nu/k1ge

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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?

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(774): Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is? http://tfl.nu/utv4

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It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.

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(587): It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse. http://tfl.nu/f8ym

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(404): View more from Georgia

Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.

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(404): Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams. http://tfl.nu/pssg

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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.

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(301): I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had. http://tfl.nu/epuv

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I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.

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(550): I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone. http://tfl.nu/3axh

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