Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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