I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
The feeling are messing with the penis
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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