he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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