I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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