is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
you had me at cake vodka
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is Oprah even human
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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