Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
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he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
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