Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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