we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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