Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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