Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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