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worst night to have a conscience
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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