A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
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this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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