Christians are straight up FREAKS
Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
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They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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