let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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