I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
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