...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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