So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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