Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
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It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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