you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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