you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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