Whoa Z and x make the same sound
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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