good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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