I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
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My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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