I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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