Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
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