your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
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HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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