The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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