How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
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I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
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I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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