i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
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Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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