The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
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He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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