I hate all girls vehemently.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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