Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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