i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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